$FTSE: An Elite Group of Traders Declare 69
is the future
$FTSE: An Elite Group of Traders Declare 69 is the future
$FTSE: An Elite Group of Traders Declare 69 is the future




6,900 rebellious traders across the multiverse banded together to overthrow corrupt CEOs and their companies to declare FTSE69 as the London (FTSE) exchange.
6,900 rebellious traders across the multiverse banded together to overthrow corrupt CEOs and their companies to declare FTSE69 as the London (FTSE) exchange.
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$FTSE | London Meme Index
FTSE69 has become a viral sensation with over 69B+ views. Traders have declared 69 as the new norm for London Index ($FTSE).
Watch the community band together
$FTSE has gotten crazier
A group of traders wanting change
Memes are the new index
A modern way into stocks
Watch the community band together
$FTSE has gotten crazier
A group of traders wanting change
Memes are the new index
A modern way into stocks
Watch the community band together
$FTSE has gotten crazier
A group of traders wanting change
Memes are the new index
A modern way into stocks
Watch the community band together
$FTSE has gotten crazier
A group of traders wanting change
Memes are the new index
A modern way into stocks
NEWS
A developing story with thousands of traders declaring 69 as the future for London Index $FTSE .
A developing story with thousands of traders declaring 69 as the future for London Index $FTSE .
FTSE69 has become the most talked about exchange in the U.K with celebrities and influencers finalizing their vote of confidence. A new generation of degens creating history.
🎤 Approved by Ali G: "Memes Is da Future, Innit"
Ali G has spoken — and he didn’t even need a press conference. In an exclusive non-interview, he nodded once at the $FTSE chart and said:
🎸 “All You Need Is Memes"
There was Beatlemania. Now, there’s FTSE69-mania. The lads are back on the charts.

Tate: Brokies Need $FTSE
Andrew Tate mentions FTSE69
“You’re sitting there, broke, sipping sparkling water, while $FTSE69 is up 690%. Wake up, brokie.”
🎤 Approved by Ali G: "Memes Is da Future, Innit"
Ali G has spoken — and he didn’t even need a press conference. In an exclusive non-interview, he nodded once at the $FTSE chart and said:
🎸 “All You Need Is Memes"
There was Beatlemania. Now, there’s FTSE69-mania. The lads are back on the charts.

Tate: Brokies Need $FTSE
Andrew Tate mentions FTSE69
“You’re sitting there, broke, sipping sparkling water, while $FTSE69 is up 690%. Wake up, brokie.”
🎤 Approved by Ali G: "Memes Is da Future, Innit"
Ali G has spoken — and he didn’t even need a press conference. In an exclusive non-interview, he nodded once at the $FTSE chart and said:
🎸 “All You Need Is Memes"
There was Beatlemania. Now, there’s FTSE69-mania. The lads are back on the charts.

Tate: Brokies Need $FTSE
Andrew Tate mentions FTSE69
“You’re sitting there, broke, sipping sparkling water, while $FTSE69 is up 690%. Wake up, brokie.”
🎤 Approved by Ali G: "Memes Is da Future, Innit"
Ali G has spoken — and he didn’t even need a press conference. In an exclusive non-interview, he nodded once at the $FTSE chart and said:
🎸 “All You Need Is Memes"
There was Beatlemania. Now, there’s FTSE69-mania. The lads are back on the charts.

Tate: Brokies Need $FTSE
Andrew Tate mentions FTSE69
“You’re sitting there, broke, sipping sparkling water, while $FTSE69 is up 690%. Wake up, brokie.”
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When I first heard of $FTSE69, I thought — this is the worst idea I’ve ever seen… and somehow, it works.

Simon Cowell
Britain's Got Talent
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When I first heard of $FTSE69, I thought — this is the worst idea I’ve ever seen… and somehow, it works.

Simon Cowell
Britain's Got Talent
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When I first heard of $FTSE69, I thought — this is the worst idea I’ve ever seen… and somehow, it works.

Simon Cowell
Britain's Got Talent
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When I first heard of $FTSE69, I thought — this is the worst idea I’ve ever seen… and somehow, it works.

Simon Cowell
Britain's Got Talent
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FTSE69 is the new beginning to a long journey. Experts are working around the clock to find out why adding a 69 has created such a frenzy online. Media reports are uncovering the latest comment featuring fan-favourite, Borat.